the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
