If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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