Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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