Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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