hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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