If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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