I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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