If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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