____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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