Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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