please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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