My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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