NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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