Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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