Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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