why didn't you poke me back
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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