I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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