sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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