i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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