His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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