yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
soo... how was my night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
