drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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