well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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