Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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