It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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