dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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