i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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