it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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