whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
