I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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