She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
