It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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