um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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