I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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