Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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