If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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