You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
