I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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