Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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