You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Screwed.edu
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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