Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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