Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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