awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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