Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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