i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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