I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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