Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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