On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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