Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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