She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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