I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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