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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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