wanna go halves on a baby?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize