Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
