So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
When are your genitals available?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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