come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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