I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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