I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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