And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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