found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Oh god it's open bar.
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