So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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